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Rufus had always suspected that Reno achieved the impossibly bright shade of red, by dying his hair. But now that he had seen the same colour hair, near a different part of his anatomy he was thouroughly convinced that Reno didn't dye his hair. Perhaps it was so bright because he'd  abused mako in the past.

"Funny." Rufus said out loud, without realizing it.

"What's funny boss?" Reno asked walking into the bedroom carrying a tray that held thier breakfasts on it.

"Up until last night, I was absolutly sure that you dyed your hair."

"I do." he stated sitting down on the bed and putting the tray down between the two of them.

Rufus stared at the other man in silence and watched him eat his breakfast for a few moments before he spoke again. "Reno...that's just tacky."

"No boss, tacky is letting everyone go around assuming you're a natural blonde until they offer to suck you off and find out otherwise for themselves."

"Hmph."

"Eat your breakfast before it gets cold, boss."